earthcomet:

Tomorrow is really another 24 hrs huh

teathattast:

*sniff sniff*

meladoodle:

For the second year in a row, despite an email being sent around and a bunch of people agreeing, I am the only one who dressed up for halloween.

thebootydiaries:

when i find out someone in the group chat is also in another group chat

112420

hotcommunist:

whyyoustabbedme:

FREE THEM

I say this without a shred of irony:

pageant moms are abusive monsters.

michaelfassbender:

xxziggystardust:

Gone Girl (2014) dir. David Fincher

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aki-anyway:

When someone says these days sexism and misogyny don’t exist anymore show them this.

oathkeeper022391:

aspiritualbumpit:

whatucravin:

OMFG LMFAO… turn that volume up 🤣🤣

MARTHA YOU CLUMSY SLUT

GIMME THAT WALL BITCH 😂

thebootydiaries:

me [searching the beach with my child]: sorry honey, doesn’t look like there’s any sand dollars left

child: can’t the ocean just make more of them?

me: and cause inflation? destroy the sand economy? jesus christ Tiffany, use your head